Dwarves' Earth Treasures by Jeffrey Anderson Agates and Thundereggs

Dwarves' Earth Treasures:
Who are Denion and Dengar?

Meet Dengar, the miner specalizing in explosions, (left one), and
Denion, a huge axe armed & gold-crazy bodyguard (right one).

Dengar: "Howdy guys! We be no Snow White's dwarfs ye're used to, we be the real dwarfs who do the mining and fighting at da same time, protecting our precious finds 'n' ores from any greedy hands. We be watching over Jeffrey A.'s website. If ye be nice to us, we'll be real nice to ye too! If ye be some bad guy, Denion here'll make ye kiss that big axe of his or if ye prefer, I blow ye up hehehe!"
Denion: "I prefer to tickle them with me beloved axe."
Dengar: "Okay, ye heard him!"
Denion: "HEY, what's this gal with the metal wings doing here?"
Dengar: "Eh?" (Dengar doesn't hear well)
Denion: "HEY, WHAT'S WITH THIS GIRL?!"
Dengar: "Oh, she's Energeia from that Japanimation website of Jeffrey A."
Energeia: "Hi, I'm just visiting, and I love those pretty rocks you have been mining and collecting."
Denion: "Ha Ha! Yo're one darnest cute girl!" (patting Energiea's head)
Dengar: "Did ye know that "Energeia" is a Greek name meaning energy?"
Denion: "Duh, ye, energy keeps everything running, and it helps make those pretty rocks."
Dengar: "Okay! Ye have fun exploring this website, and admiring those pretty rocks we dug up, okay?"
Denion: "Bye, I'm off to do some gold panning."
Energeia: "Bye! Bye!"

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